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cake eater 

In Minnesota this goes as follows:

Usually used as a derogative term for calling a person of wealth a spoiled 'you have it too easy' piece of shit brat!

Usually called to rich kids who drive BMWs and Mercedes-Benz's and get their college and college housing totally paid for and also get a hefty monthly allowance that's so great that they have absolutely no need to work in order to maintain their lavish lifestyle. This is a cake eater.

Synonymous with calling someone: Spoiled rich little fuck!
Cassi: "Did you see Jesse's new BMW? He thinks he's so damn cool driving around in it but we all know his daddy bought it for him - and plus, the kid doesn't know how to drive it anyways!"

Tim: "Yeah, but dont worry about that cocky fucker, he's just another cake eater!"
cake eater by Jesse Giswold February 15, 2006

Droppin Cake 

act of crapping ones pants.
oh man I droppin cake and found two pounds in my shorts.
Droppin Cake by BlaineF December 28, 2005

the cake is a lie 

expression used when something great has been promised from a third party but it ultimately is not so.
(six months prior to Vista release) "Vista will be the greatest operating system ever!"

(three months after Vista release) "The cake is a lie."
the cake is a lie by Gurban January 4, 2009

urinal cake

The thing in stand-up pissers that stops it from reeking. Poisonous if eaten.
Those Urinal Cakes smell like flowers.
urinal cake by Rock On April 27, 2003

Rhode Island Clam Cake 

After performing a creampie, a female goes into a reverse tea bag (female tea bagging a male), she squeezes the cream out of the pie onto said males face, she then drops smacking HER clam (forcefully) on his face
Last night I surprised my boyfriend with a Rhode Island Clam Cake!!! Chowda on the side!
when you fart and instantly enclose the gases in your cupped hand, then release them under some unsuspecting persons nose.
John: Would you like a cup cake James?
James: Why that sounds lovely, yes.
(John releases the handful of fart gas in James' face)
James: You knob.
cup cake by John Tilley March 1, 2004