Elmo: hey big bird how are you today?
Big bird: not great because i haven't molested any children today.
Big bird: not great because i haven't molested any children today.
by chaz13123 February 28, 2009
Get the Big Birdmug. The act of spitting the jizz from a prior blowjob back into the guys mouth.
After giving oral sex and the male has ejaculated into ones mouth, the person has to pretend to sallow but quickly leans in for a kiss and spits the semen into the male's mouth, therefore coining the name Mother Bird.
After giving oral sex and the male has ejaculated into ones mouth, the person has to pretend to sallow but quickly leans in for a kiss and spits the semen into the male's mouth, therefore coining the name Mother Bird.
"Dude, I heard you broke up with Larissa"
"yeah, bro"
"Why?"
"She gave me the fucking mother bird!"
"Dad, why does your breath smell?"
"Your uncle just gave me the mother bird"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"yeah, bro"
"Why?"
"She gave me the fucking mother bird!"
"Dad, why does your breath smell?"
"Your uncle just gave me the mother bird"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
by nuudles February 1, 2010
Get the Mother birdmug. A very small penis with a lot of pubes around it to where it barely pokes out; this resembles a baby bird in a nest.
Paul: So how was last night susan?
Susan: Disappointing... I think I got second hand crotch itch from Jacob's little baby bird.
Susan: Disappointing... I think I got second hand crotch itch from Jacob's little baby bird.
by 33337333 March 3, 2009
Get the Baby Birdmug. by TeeJ Tourettez October 6, 2009
Get the big birdmug. An act performed with a penis on a large window. caawing sounds are made and then the penis is splattered on the window.
by Big Dorp February 26, 2009
Get the Dead Birdmug. Someone who spends their time in a desperate attempt to pull non-interested girls by spending time with them laughing at their non-funny jokes and generally brown-nosing them rather than hanging out with their mates (if they have any) until everyone becomes so sick of them that they are shunned by soceity.
This aggravates said mates, prompting them to call the person a 'bird gay'.
Actions and hand signals are also appropriate
This aggravates said mates, prompting them to call the person a 'bird gay'.
Actions and hand signals are also appropriate
by Spazwell January 30, 2009
Get the bird gaymug. That damn Snow Bird made all his money up North and now can retire eating gingersnaps and refering to the Fridge as the IceBox
by Dan March 27, 2005
Get the snow birdmug.