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National Bring Your Pet To School Day

National Bring Your Pet To School Day. You FOR SURE WONT GET CAUGHT... Haha.
Teacher: Why did you bring your pet to school? Didn't you read the rules?!
Student: Of course I read the rules, but today is National Bring Your Pet To School Day!
by Retired Teacher x3 August 6, 2021
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Not Entirely Load Bearing

Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.

See also "NELB"
Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?

John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.

Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."
by NELBtastic February 9, 2010
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being shoeshine

making out with a dude 4 times and claiming to be straight
dude dont try and make out with me, im not being shoeshine.

did u hear about allan being shoeshine?
by Clifton Huxtable April 10, 2007
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bring the pretty

To be an exceptionally beautiful person, male or female, who causes positive genital sensations when they enter a room. Their mere attractiveness is usually enough to light up a room and start conversations.
Beyonce: Malik, should I bring any refreshaments to your party this Saturday?
Malik: No, Bebe, just bring the pretty.
Beyonce: LOL, okay.

Angelina: Brad, you don't need to marry me, 'cause motherfucker, you bring the pretty!
Brad: Why thank you, Angelina!!!
by Mixed Race Kid March 24, 2009
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Boringasm

To experience an overwhelming sense of Boredom. The feeling you get when you are bored as shit and remember that you can't do anything about it and it gets boringer. The worst orgasm EVER. The complete opposite of an orgasm. The thing unhappily married couples get all the time. A way to describe your friend for being a lame-loser-fag-drag-weak-ass-shittard-pussy-suckaface-bitch.
Friend 1: "I waited for you to call me back. Thanks for being lame, I had like fifty boringasms last night!"

Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"
by TylerDurdden June 2, 2009
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being the dick

being the dick is dutch for being de lul meaning dick ...that means ure in deep deep trouble ! ure not only being a dick no ure the dick and if not now ure gonna be one soon...in dutch evrything u do u are being doing and everything u are u are also being so like: i am being standing here...or i am being running away...dutch also so say also allot and also when they introduce themselfes it goes something like this...high i am being siske de rat...ik ben out...peace!
he is so gonna be the dick now...
remember that one time u was being the dick

in dutch: je was echt de lul...
by barbello January 18, 2019
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Being Friendly

Someone who is tryna smash but saying it's only as friends
You're totally fucking.
Nah i'm being friendly
by Not your friend1 September 15, 2019
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