Teacher: Why did you bring your pet to school? Didn't you read the rules?!
Student: Of course I read the rules, but today is National Bring Your Pet To School Day!
Student: Of course I read the rules, but today is National Bring Your Pet To School Day!
by Retired Teacher x3 August 6, 2021
Get the National Bring Your Pet To School Day mug.Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.
See also "NELB"
See also "NELB"
Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?
John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.
Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?
John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.
Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."
by NELBtastic February 9, 2010
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by Clifton Huxtable April 10, 2007
Get the being shoeshine mug.To be an exceptionally beautiful person, male or female, who causes positive genital sensations when they enter a room. Their mere attractiveness is usually enough to light up a room and start conversations.
Beyonce: Malik, should I bring any refreshaments to your party this Saturday?
Malik: No, Bebe, just bring the pretty.
Beyonce: LOL, okay.
Angelina: Brad, you don't need to marry me, 'cause motherfucker, you bring the pretty!
Brad: Why thank you, Angelina!!!
Malik: No, Bebe, just bring the pretty.
Beyonce: LOL, okay.
Angelina: Brad, you don't need to marry me, 'cause motherfucker, you bring the pretty!
Brad: Why thank you, Angelina!!!
by Mixed Race Kid March 24, 2009
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Friend 1: "I waited for you to call me back. Thanks for being lame, I had like fifty boringasms last night!"
Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"
Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"
by TylerDurdden June 2, 2009
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he is so gonna be the dick now...
remember that one time u was being the dick
in dutch: je was echt de lul...
remember that one time u was being the dick
in dutch: je was echt de lul...
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