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hung balls

When the scrotum is relaxed and the testicles hang the lowest possible from the body.

Ussually happens when the scrotum is under hot conditions.
That porn actor had very hung balls. They were slapping her booty.
by Adrulk el Viejo September 15, 2016
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Ball net

The net inside a bathing suit that contains your balls
Man, I wana go swimming but my bathing suit doesnt have a ball net, and I'm not trying to hang brain at the party.
by Muchoconsado February 22, 2020
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washing balls

Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.
Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".
by MonteMike February 3, 2009
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flips balls

My dog flips balls when boys with hats enter the room, and then attacks them.
by Scubatroupe December 9, 2008
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Chingo Balls

Chingo balls, chingo balls, chingo all the way...
by Gillespie Furniture December 21, 2008
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Ball oysters

The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.
Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.
by Kissel August 22, 2023
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Crop Balls

When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.

My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.

Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.

Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.

Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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