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bake my bacon

When you leave your cock inside while she gets wet and greasy.
Hey girl, you ready to bake my bacon?
by Luüb October 10, 2020
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Over baked

When you smoke too much weed and are too baked for anything ever
I was so over baked I was in the middle of the stairs and didn't know if I should go up or down, so I just slept there
by J-Diggy-Dogg April 24, 2016
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When you bake a cake

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
that's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake)
Cake at Stake!
Every day, I think of all the things I'll make
With my pans, my mixer and my oven tray.
Get the eggs, the flour and the butter sticks
Or get lazy and just make it with a mix.

Maybe strawberry shortcake, I'll never get bored of it,
Vanilla, and chocolate, and funfetti, oh!
Red velvet or carrot, and no matter, I swear
That it'll be the best ever to take to the show!

Every night, I think of people I'll invite
To my stage when my cake is looking just right!
Wish you could taste, I made it really good and stuff
Hope the way it looks on camera is enough.

Making pumpkin and lemon, banana, it's heaven
With some frosting or fondant or glaze or ganache.
With so many cakes, now my schedule is crazy
But I bake so impatiently 'cause I LOVE CAKE, OH MY GOSH!

When you bake a cake,
Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
That's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake, stake)
Cake at Stake! (Cake at-)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
by The Power of MY FUCKING ASS September 23, 2025
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Easy bake kid/s

When someone gets married to someone who already has kids. They are “easy bake kid/s” because that person didn’t have to put any work into them when they were younger.
You could end up with “easy bake kid/s”. Ones from a previous marriage.
by Sousukejc March 12, 2022
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sf bake sale

A bake sale where all of the wares contain weed.
Hey man, wanna go to that sf bake sale and pick up some dank medicine?
by ShitsRealG August 1, 2014
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Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.
"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."
by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014
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Spring Bake

When you use your Spring Break vacation to get higher than Team Rocket when they be blastin off again. *ding*
Sally: I can't wait for Spring Bake so I can have time off to get high as a kite!
Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!
by taco of wisdom March 10, 2021
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