Mariel Boat Ride

When a girl rides your face and smokes a cigar with her pussy while you eat her ass.

“I don’t know what Scarface was complaining about, I got a Mariel Boat Ride last night and it was awesome!”

by Gaysofthunder69 January 25, 2020

Motor Boat

When making love to a girl and one of her legs start shaking so much,that u can put her in the back of a paddle boat and have no need to paddle,just use the motor boat or sex leg.

Oye Vivi I didn't know that your leg shook like a motor boat.

by Bizo Biz, D Money, Mojo Jojo and Step "no nickname" Cano January 13, 2005

love boat

On a nice Friday Evening, one may choose to indulge themselves in a nice love boat. This is where you go to the graveyard and dig up the bodies of 1000 dead women. You should then continue to chop up their bodies and make a raft out of their intestines which you will use to float down a river of their blood and other bodily fluids. You will then have sex with each and every one of their eye sockets while eating their gall bladders. As defined by Holmes.

Hey babe, you up for a love boat tonight?

by Elmo McCheese July 16, 2008

Swiff boat

1. What John Kerry fled from his fellow soldiers in.
2. What happens when you pull a John Kerry all over a girls face!

That bitch swallowed all of my Swiff boat.

by Big J September 5, 2004

fresh off da boat

refering to a black person who does whatever a white person tells them to do. sometimes concidered a "slave".

Look at dat nigga ova there cuttin' whitey's lawn. Dat nigga is fresh off da boat.

by J-Masta November 9, 2008

rowing the boat

slang for having sex

Nate and Rebecca were always rowing the boat

by matt April 1, 2004

ho boat

A scruffy manly man who has sex with a lot of women. Think ho and think hobo. All ladies that go on this ship want the D. The Ho boat goes from port to port collecting various women in an attempt to satisfy is ego and appetite for Vagine.

That ho boat sleeps with a lot of women.

by pimp, player, hustler, whore, October 11, 2013