Ball oysters

The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.

Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.

by Kissel August 22, 2023

no balls july

Cut yo balls off after pride month and can’t grow them back for a month

Man no balls July sucks

You’ll grow them back

by Ex-mentally ill June 18, 2022

piano-balling

A certain technique of tickling the balls that mimic the movement of fingers on a piano.

She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.

He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.

by floopdahg May 4, 2019

Theatre Balls

Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz

Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.

by Dispenser June 8, 2019

ball getter

A ball getter is someone who dog water at four square and always has to get the ball when it gets out of the square they are also a ball 😉 getter

1: Bro you’re such a ball getter
2: such a good ball getter ahhhh

by Stop being a ball getter 69420 March 15, 2021

Lemmy’s balls

Lemmy’s balls are yellow balls with orange stars on them, lemmy’s balls are amazing and are owned bye lemmy Koopa, one of the koopalings, Bowser’s 7 “children”, lemmy’s balls are bouncy, squishy, wonderful, beautiful, and they look cute

I was playing some Super Mario Maker 2, when I stumbled upon a level titled lemmy’s balls, I played it and there were a lot of lemmy’s balls, it was an amazing experience.

by Deepfried February 10, 2021

hung balls

When the scrotum is relaxed and the testicles hang the lowest possible from the body.

Ussually happens when the scrotum is under hot conditions.

That porn actor had very hung balls. They were slapping her booty.

by Adrulk el Viejo September 15, 2016