The Asshole Gaggle

A group of fourteen or more close friends or family members who gather together and form a large group of tubes on a body of water. The group is usually tied together and connected to one tube that bears an anchor. In order to join The Asshole Gaggle from shore, one must apply sunscreen and/or be intoxicated.

"At some point this week we need to form The Asshole Gaggle"

"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"

by bunterr August 15, 2018

ruptured asshole

To have a ruptured asshole means that your anus has been stretched so wide it explodes, leaving a not-so-tight-hole!

I penetrated Elly's asshole so fast and hard with my monster penis, she got a ruptured asshole.

by MrJackRadford November 28, 2016

Living Asshole

The worst teacher in a certain subject at school.

Yo dude Mrs. Denny is the living asshole of the Spanish department.

by OG Hamslammer November 03, 2010

bozo’s asshole

Something ugly. Repulsive. Hideous.

Good God! Look at chick, She’s the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen. She looks like Bozo’s Asshole

by Ryno78 November 07, 2017

Mute Asshole

Claude Speed

CJ: THAT MUTE ASSHOLE! THAT SNAKE WITHOUT A TONGUE!

by FlyingKP April 08, 2023

firecrotch asshole

When a person leaks his nudes on twitter and says that he has a big dick but he actually has a 3 inch firecrotch

Man that dude Declan is a real firecrotch asshole

by himynamedbvdd April 15, 2016

Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.

“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”

by -Cantrip- May 30, 2018