dill weed

self-censored version of the word dildo or the word dickweed for use in polite society.
"Stop being such a dildo" becomes "Stop being such a dill weed"
by jimn July 7, 2008
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Weed dick

When you pop a boner on a potent weed sesh cause your too high.
Daryl got a strong weed dick last night, he was blitzed.
by Crackerbarrel72 February 29, 2020
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Weed addict

A weed addict is a lazy person who uses marijuana as an excuse to be lazy.
Wiz looks like a weed addict, but that nigga is actually a hard worker.
by MdizzLe69 March 9, 2017
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ja-weed

The effects of a sacred herbal remedy (see weed) which may cause you to forget important dates - like your mother's birthday - but inspires you to make sick rhymes and tight beats.
Guy1: my bad for the deelay

i was makin music all day

on the replay

tryna make a millia

that's a milli-un

jus chillin havin fun

what you sayin hun?

Gurl1: Dayyuuummm!! That's some serious talent you got there homie!

Guy1: Na B, that's just the Ja-weed talkin!
by vibzKartel December 9, 2009
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skater weed

really bad weed, usually cheap and popular with the square skaters
what is this schwag?

i didn't have much bank, so i just got some skater weed.
by Mamao May 31, 2007
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Weed Draft

When you pick up for both yourself and your roommate and have to split the supply evenly but don't have a scale, the two roommates will engage in a "weed draft" to decide who gets which nugs. The rules of the draft are as follows:

1. It must be administered by a neutral party.
2. The two draftees flip a coin to decide who gets to pick first.

3. The first person selects a nug and the second person selects what they believe most equal to that nug size. If no nug is the same size, they may select two or more nugs if they are deemed equal in size by the moderator.
4. The players take turns picking the first nug each round.

5. When the pile dwindles to just 4 or 5 nugs, the remaining weed must be split evenly as a collective to guarentee fair play. Rocks paper scissors then decides who gets to pick first from the final split.

6. Ideally, once the piles have been distributed, another third party, absent during the draft, will come to judge whether or not the piles are evenly distributed.
7. Smoke.
Jack went to pick up for himself and Jill at the well. Upon returning, the two needed to split their weed order in half but did not have a scale. Thus, to evenly distribute the weed, Jack and Jill engaged in a weed draft.
by weed fan December 19, 2012
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weed monts

a montage in relation to weed consumption or weed related activities
we filmed a weed monts
by weed head October 10, 2008
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