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EMG: Eat My Gina

The female equivalent of "SMD" Suck My Dick. Hey! We live in an Equal Opportunity Environment!
"I briefed the Deputy Commanding Officer on the situation ,and all the little bitch did was pick on the size of my Powerpoint font. She can EMG: Eat My Gina
by Golf 2 September 1, 2009
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My Super Sweet Sixteen

An Insult To Wealthy,Rich,& Upper Class Teenagers Everywhere.

Basically this show Is about Rich Snob Bitches Who Are Either Nobodies , Ugly , Unpopular People , Who Have Rich Parents And Want To Impress Everyone By Having A Party And Inviting Their 'Closest Friends ' AKA The School That's Only there because Of the providence of booze . Or With The 1 in a million chance that they are actually popular. Most Of All of them are major sluts who think that everyone wants to be them and thinks that Everyone Loves And adores them . To Quote Percilla Wannabe Popular Cool Nerdy Brace Face Horrible Dancer With Her Only Friend This Awkward Gay dude Casteroff ' You Wish You Had This! ' Uhh, no honey , we want you , with the rest of your bitchy teens to GO . AWAY . Your INSULTING Wealthy teenagers ! Now , Ever since that horrible show picked up speed , Everyone HATES me. Literally , There Hasn't been a Day When I can't go to school without someone saying 'Are You Really That Bitchy ? ' and ' Hey! Happy Early Birthday! So Whens The Party? I'll bring Booze ! ' At least I have real friends, A great life , and Don't Beg , Bribe and Plead for Mtv , then hire people , desperate for friends to go to my parties . I hate you all . This Show Must BE INSERTED WITH BALLS , HAVE THEM CHOPPED OFF ,THEN BRING BACK JEFFRY DAHUMER AND HAVE IT KILLED , slowly and painfully . {NO I'm not Emo -.- }
One Month After The Show Became A 'Hit. '

Text Conversation .

- Me ; Hey 'Ava' ;D.

- 'Ava' ; Hey Scarlet ;/. Sorry , I don't talk to rich bitches anymore . Cya . -.-

::::

At School ; Calculus Class.

Teacher ; ' Hey Scarlet . I Really Hope This Semester You Won't be really bratty . '

Me ; ' What? '
Teacher ; Oh Don't Give Me That . I know horrible and stuck up you Rich Girls Are.

Me ; Where Did You Hear That?

Teacher ; Mtv's biggest new show , My Super Sweet

Sixteen . And Your Stupid, Too! Detention!

Me ; Really ? Are You Kidding Me?

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As You Can See , This Show , My Super Sweet Sixteen , basically ruined my life. Oh well , At least I'm still rich !Yeah, Not Worth It -.- '
by xScarlett December 8, 2011
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not my daughter, you bitch!

Quote from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (book 7), when Mrs. Weasley takes on Bellatrix Lestrange and kills her for trying to take on her only daughter, Ginny.

Often referred to as one of the best/most badass quotes in the Harry Potter series, many younger fans are disheartened to learn it was just a homage to the famous quote from the classic Alien (1986), and not nearly as badass.
Ripley, in a goddamn robotic suit, to the motherfucking alien queen: Get away from her, you BITCH!

Mrs. Weasley, to Bellatrix: not my daughter, you BITCH!
by yostepoffhoe November 21, 2011
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peeing out of my buttle

diarrhea (-self explanatory!)
damn, mixing those sweet cohols didn't work too well...i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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Puttin my gun in vietnam

fuckin a chick with some serius bush issues and having trouble dealing with it
man suzy is fina and everything but i was puttin my gun in vietnam. it was terrible. she thinks its still 1969
by Isaacrocksmysocks January 14, 2008
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O gawd my ass

That sound that hot girl says when you cum in her ass. She loves it.
O GAWD MY ASS IT HURTS SO BADLY BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH
by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017
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checking out my ass

An action wherein a person watches another person work, without helping.

Generally standing behind the person working.
Well, I was working on my car. Johnny was just drinking my beer and checking out my ass.
by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017
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