Big John

Someone who constantly one ups you, no matter how ridiculous the statement.

"My grandfather has an incredible hat collection. He has 742 hats!"

"That's nothing. I have *743* hats!"

"You're just Big Johnning me."

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"I used to do ballet when I was little."

(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"

"Yeah, OK Big John."

by Wolfy6688 April 4, 2016

Big Shot

Well, you went uptown riding in your limousine
With your fine Park Avenue clothes
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And the spoon up your nose
And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me
Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You know what everything's about
You and to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night
They were all impressed with your Halston dress
And the people that you knew at Elaine's
And the story of your latest success
Kept 'em so entertained
Oh, but now you just don't remember
All the things you said
And you're not sure you want to know
I'll give you one hint, honey
You sure did put on a show
Yes, yes, you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to prove it to the crowd
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
So much fun to be around
You had to have the front page, bold type
You had to be a big shot last night
Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in

If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home
No, no, no, no, no, no, you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
So much fun to be around
You had to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot

by Death Menace July 12, 2022

Big Drake

Large sized penis

Yo Steve thinks he has such a big drake, but really he has micropenis energy.

by Your mom 69ing March 22, 2024

big baines

Big Baines is the larger of two big hills in the Anniston Alabama area, part of the former Fort McClellan US Army base. It was hiked by soldiers during their Basic Training. It was a rite of passage for many soldiers. The hike up Big Baines was generally done in the second half of your training (Usually during AIT)

“Yeah, we did Big Baines this week, two more weeks and we’ll be through”

by BigGriffDog August 4, 2023

BIG DICK

Something I probably will never have

I don’t and never will have a big dick

by BigOnigger May 29, 2022

Big drop

Invented by content creator Duke Dennis, the term "big drop" is essentially a nickname for him (also known as the "rizzler").

A Roblox community for the popular game Deepwoken has recently (October 2024–present) named a player named Divinity "The big drop" because of his remarkable chime skills.

"YO THERES NO WAY YOU DID THAT BIG DROP"
"YOU DA TUFFEST BIG DROP"

by pika elijah mckinney March 28, 2025

Big Chief

When your girlfriend is having her period, before you go down on her, you finger her vagina deep, take the blood and use it as war paint on your face before going down on her..(and do and Indian "whoop whoop" before licking her vagina)

It was that time of the month for my girl, but I could not resist doing my monthly big chief on her to profess how much I love going down on her..

by wr33kxhav0k May 31, 2017