Man Who’s Not My Man

A man who you may or may not be involved with. Regardless of your relationship in real life, in your head, he’s yours. You can say “my man” and your friends know exactly who you’re talking about even though this man has no idea.

In some cases, this term can be used synonymously with “Situationship.”

Ally: My man just texted me.
Sam: You have a man?

Ally: I mean, he’s my man who’s not my man.
Sam: Ohhh, gotcha.

by Alyx $ky January 18, 2022

Icy hot on my balls

Icy to chill the sack, and hot to soothe the nuts

I just put some icy hot on my balls, it burns so good

by Dasbacon January 21, 2022

One of my best characters.

Basically every hype ssbu character is your best character.

JumpFeline: Why did you pick Falco?

Big X: because he's One of my best characters.

by Big_mac_Or_Whopper May 17, 2022

your my field of flowers

when someone tells you you’re their “field of flowers” it means your their happiness.

“Baby, your my field of flowers:)”

by the mother of your children May 18, 2022

get out of my head

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PLEASE JUST GET OUT OF MY HEAD

by bywhjhwf March 30, 2022

My stroke had a brain

A nonsensical term used when something sounds so nonsensical, even the term has a stroke reading it.

"Bro I just got killed in a carpet and my elephant jumped a fish!"
"My stroke had a brain."

by haterzenx April 18, 2022

Take my like and leave

Its a phrase used to be passive-aggressive when completing someone and leaving a “like”.

Commenter: “INSERT SMART BUT FUNNY COMMENT HERE”
Replier: “Take my like and leave!”

by Aleckzander the Worst April 19, 2022