The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
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Get the Big Flexxmug. Jimmy was at home but also he was at the shop and at the cafe and in the toilet whilst being arrested this made him feel big janky
by crackonmyback September 30, 2016
Get the Big jankymug. Kona Big Wave, originally brewed as Pacific Golden Ale was brewed in 1994 and inspired by the legendary waves in Hawaii. Kona is a grown man beer and never disappoints. Although, Kona tends to make the humans stomach rot in hell and give them the shits.
by Xxxdddeeebbb May 11, 2024
Get the kona big wavemug. a big patty is a very disgusting meal.
it contains rotten substances that no one likes.
Big patty is flakey and yucky to the taste.
it contains rotten substances that no one likes.
Big patty is flakey and yucky to the taste.
Person 1: Have you tried a big patty?
Person 2: No. Is it good?
Person 1: Definitely not. Never have one.
Person 2: No. Is it good?
Person 1: Definitely not. Never have one.
by SweatyGamer2000 April 4, 2021
Get the big pattymug.