wood wedgie

the act of penile penetration into the anus.

"Ted wood wedgied Hannah last night"

by Sidrox September 11, 2011

Olivia Woods

A word to describe someone who is overly delusional over any political subject that mentions racism
Also someone who tries to hard to be black and tackles anyone who says "tHe N-wOrD"

Guy 1: dude, that guy just yelled at him for saying the "N-word"
Guy 2: what an Olivia Woods...ew

by Aptolpraidolweeds January 19, 2021

Wood didler

Someone who makes wooden sex toys

I got this nice toy from the wood didler

by superboo07 January 31, 2021

leo wood

the best person to ever live on this earth if ur not his friend ur literally going to die alone with a dog named Minecraft you fatass.

“Oh your not friend with Leo wood? Kill yourself”

by Pillow_head March 20, 2021

Riley woods

Someone who knows dam well that you are in love with someone and he takes her away from your arms, so now you and and you used to be bff don't hang out anymore

Riley Woods is an ass hole

by Resinatedhalo45 July 13, 2022

Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.

India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.

by Pattifil August 2, 2022

Jory wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞

Jory wood please marry me someday

by Squish22 May 4, 2022