Bucket of water

Any orifice (other than a mouth) that, from overuse, has stretched well beyond the circumference of the largest of penises, making anyone engaging in penetration with it unable to feel the walls on either side. It may even splash.

Guy 1: I heard Rico is into fisting now.

Guy 2: I know! I hit that last week and it was like fucking a bucket of water!

by RedWynn1982 April 21, 2020

water otter

A sexual term refering to the act of a man/woman getting his/her salad tossed while urinating.

Dude, she is such a freak. We got done fuckin and then she gave me a water otter.

by the incredible eddible chad December 28, 2009

water do

- aka What Are You Doing?

Ash: Water do T?
T: Shit not much, what you doin'?

by T, Be Easy October 3, 2008

Water Tapper

When a man's penis hangs low in the toilet bowl, and touches the water below.

Man 1: "Good lord I had a water tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "You're dick is that long?"

by Jhicks976 October 5, 2021

Nice Water

Only the greatest of waters, this miracle brought upon mankind is of the highest quality. This absolutely fantastic kind of water can ONLY be found at a store brand know as Wallgreens. This water keeps life and sanity inside those who drink it. It can also be to carry out Nice Abuse.

Man, I'm really thirsty. I'll just have some Nice Water!

by Noic3 June 16, 2018

Water Snicker

When one defecates while in a full bath tub and it floats to the top, the object then becomes a Water Snicker.

I was giving my kid a bath when he decided to launch a few water snickers.

by Goobles168 September 1, 2019

American Water

Like regular water but inferior in every way. Deriving from the superior British invention of 'Water' prior to their invention of the United States of America.

"Oh dear me chaps, this American Water is terrible."

by Sir Rightalot August 19, 2020