Someone who takes steroids or PEDS to the point where their muscles are bigger than Kim Kardashian's artificially inflated bum.
by Chief_A January 10, 2024
An ancient warrior for a large crusade that wears penis shaped helmets, and who’s main goal is to achieve all gayness among humanity.
I was walking my elephant when i came upon a group of spode warriors, i ran in hope of maintaining my heterosexuality.
by Boondocks1017 January 09, 2019
Me: Look! It's dark days warrior!
My friend: Who the fuck is dark days warrior?
Me: You don't understand anything.
My friend: Who the fuck is dark days warrior?
Me: You don't understand anything.
by psychopathic_unknown_human June 05, 2022
by Boiiii123333 March 04, 2021
A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
Matt, a vacuum warrior prince, charges into battle with his princess Melissa by his side, and a love-bite on his neck.
by sigma_alpha_mu December 11, 2008
by Joel Holstein January 06, 2021