the torah

1) A joint wrapped with the finest quality paper

Ah shit you just dropped the torah!

by EGraves August 24, 2006

Touch and Go

Prior to going down on a skank, you need to do the a finger check to confirm that her snatch is clean. If she fails the Touch, she's got to Go! Hense, Touch and Go.

Kyle: So did you hook up with that Navy Air Traffic Controller last night?

Steve: Hell yeah, she was a easy! I had to do a Touch and Go on her first to make sure there was no FOD on the runway.

by HaHa Controller November 10, 2011

Touch my Tommy

Touch my Dick baby

Now it's time for you to touch my ROCK HARD TOMMY!!!

by Unknown June 11, 2006

Hide and go touch the badger

A game where people go hide and then they go find a badger to touch, or any other random object. You win by touching the most stuff. It's also one of the most random questions anyone could ever ask.

Hey bryant, want to play hide and go touch the badger?
-sure nick, but i need to go touch something else before i go do that.

by N1ck October 21, 2005

torchin' gorts

to smoke cigarettes or cigars.

"have you guys been torchin' gorts over here?"

by frothin_rigmaster July 30, 2009

Torched

The state of being really mad at someone, or something. But either way being angry.

"That bitch cheated on me."
"You sad?"
"No, I'm just torched!"

by Courtney_aint_cool September 1, 2017

tomchick

1. Often confused with a boy who has certain "chick-like" qualities, the Tomchick is actually quite a bad ass with qualities manlier than Chuck Norris
2. One who draws penises (penii) on Microsoft Paint while at friend's houses.

1. At first I thought he was a tomgirl, but hes a total Tomchick!
2. Dude quit being a tomchick! That drawing is all veiny and triumphant...

by DanielManLover December 3, 2007