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Toasted Salad

A Toasted Salad is when you take a big hit of your joint/THC vape then slowly blow the smoke into your partners exposed asshole allowing it to soak up the THC. This will toast their salad.
Mr T loved it when Ms. M blew her marijuana smoke into his ass, giving him a Toasted Salad.
by Randy the perv February 28, 2021
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Toast

When you and your group of best pals masturbate onto a piece of toast. It’s a race and whoever is the last to Ejaculate must eat the toast
Brandon “Dillon, Konnor, you guys down for a game of toast this weekend?”

Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”

Konnor “yuh”
by Mousebagg December 21, 2021
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Toasted fridge

cool guy ngl his TT is dlhnamething and youtube toasted fridge go follow and sub to him
The best guy i know is toasted fridge
by DLHnamething April 5, 2022
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Waffle Toast

Just a guy who likes making videos. Specifically, the Transformers figure Reviews, shitposts, and Lego MOC's kind of videos. With his relaxed off script format, Waffle Toast will bring you through the many ups and downs of Hasbro's catalogue and more!
"OH SHIT, a wild Waffle Toast! Dont let him near that Animatronic!!"

"Yo, did you see Waffle Toast's new review? It was pretty good!"
by Pseudomarauder July 29, 2025
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toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.
You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.
by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021
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toasting my buns

I'm just here toasting my buns #postpicofyouatthepool
by Webartist June 22, 2014
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hipster toast

Putting random shit on toast like avocado, goat cheese, or other nasty things.
"Bro, wanna go get hipster toast" - Dude with man bun
by park_chop December 24, 2015
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