squirrel

An animal that lives in the trees in the forest

Guy1: did you murder and stuff that red squirrel
Guy2: Yeah i got three of them actually
Guy1: wow nice job lets throw them in the trash can!
Guy2: good idea!
Guy3: hey you cant do that! you just killed three squirrels and now youre throwning them in the trash!?
Guy2 and Guy1: fuck you stupid vegan

by Honningbien bo February 25, 2019

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squirrel cunt

It’s when a girl has a tight ass cunt that even an average sized penis can’t fit in

Hey dude, I went out last night, had a few drinks at the bar, met a girl named Sammy, went home with her and she had a tight ass squirrel cunt.

by Dannyboydownunder September 14, 2019

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Squirrel

When you put a guys balls in your cheeks

John: wanna squirrel

Cindy: what’s that
John: put my balls in your cheeks

by Peeeebis September 24, 2019

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Squirrel Grenade

An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.

I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.

by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019

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