Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.

Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.

by Hank the Yank June 30, 2016

thumb-twiddlers

You know who I'm talking about — cana-duh-ans (save a few provinces). They'd have everyone believe & most insultingly, themselves (so good they are at self-convincing), that they're this moral, upstanding people that does everything justfully at a cost of being too polite & quaint to achieve anything.

The former, they are NOT.

Gee, look at these thumb-twiddlers. You can tell they're satisfied with what they have & yet still think they're better than everybody else.

by mrdabbleswithpotion December 19, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When you shoot a women in the neck during sex and proceed to violently fuck the shit out of her neck hole with your thumb shaped dick.

"Hey did you see that Brandon Herrera porno where he gave her the Kentucky Thumb?"
"No Brian. Why the fuck would I want to see that"

by Solver20 May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

What to do if your .50 caliber rifle explodes and puts a thumb sized hole in your chest

Putting your thumb in another hole where your thumb fits

Me: "Kentucky ballistics' .50 blew up the other day and put a hole in his chest"
Friend: "Did he give himself the Kentucky thumb?"

by Cheesewheeloffortune May 20, 2021

crushed thumb

when your doing something and crush one or both of your thumbs and it hurts and starts to swell and you dont use ice

p1: "how did you crush your thumb"
p2: "tried to set a really hard spike in volleyball"
p1: "rip bozo"
p2: "shut up, anyways i cant set good with this crushed thumb"

by tywnomolos9774 September 29, 2022

Kentucky Thumb

When you sever an artery, plug the bleeding artery, and then shove it up a girls ass while firing slap rounds out of your .50 cal

Person 1: Have you heard about Scott?
Person 2: Yeah He gave his wife the Kentucky Thumb a few weeks ago

Scott, Don't fire slap rounds out of your .50 cal, you can't do the Kentucky Thumb Again.

by GUNMEMEREVIEW May 20, 2021

Thumb Throttle

A sex move where you repeatedly poke your thumb in a girl's bunghole, The same way you would press the throttle to rev a four-wheeler.

My girl loves the thumb throttle when I'm doing her doggy style! VROOM VROOM!

by Bacardi Pete June 2, 2024