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Van Tam'd

To have your opinion based upon unfounded tripe, rubbished royally with the use of an analogy. The Van Tam'd analogy.
When some liberal fucktard that loves the sound of their own voice. Spouts a load in a podcast, confusing some & persuading them that a Covid vaccination is bad, won’t work, isn’t necessary as there isn’t a pandemic. Then Michael & Sean discuss it in a chatroom, with Sean saying that he will not have the vaccination created to convert his vote to Tory with Steve silently waiting to deliver his rebuttal…….
Steve drops one of many JVT analogies, example being: “I wouldn’t contact a Brain Surgeon….”

Followed by “You have just been Van Tam'd bitches.
by Glimmer February 10, 2021
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Brittany Van Pelt

More captivating than the moon and the stars. Brittany Van Pelt is the definition of love, beauty and compassion. An angel of this earth and a goddess of the universe that leaves me eternally blessed and grateful that she is my life, my wife and best friend ❤️
Thank God I have been gifted this extremely Brittany Van Pelt love ❤️
by VP007 January 2, 2024
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van

The greatest support in life. A fun and great person to have the best experience with.
She is so supportive, she must be van!
by Pattyyss April 16, 2021
mugGet the vanmug.

van lo

not giving enough taxi money after a night out, meaning everyone else has to pay extra.
She pulled a van lo last night and I had to pay extra for the taxi home!!
by ScottyBoy. February 14, 2010
mugGet the van lomug.

Van Hoosen Middle School

All the guys here are ugly except for the Korean ones
by Skee89 December 17, 2018
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Greta Van Zeppelin

A crappy knock off of Led Zeppelin. Fans of this band generally love Led Zeppelin, but Zeppelin fans hate this band. Also known as Greta Van Fleet.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Greta Van Zeppelin Album?
Person 2: Yeah! It sucks!
by evvy_leppy444 July 10, 2022
mugGet the Greta Van Zeppelinmug.

van Gogh

1. (n) A picture, usually drawn on a bathroom wall or ceiling, that is done with feces and likely used their hand as a paint brush.

2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
(In a restaurant Guy #1 just returned from using the washroom.)

Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?

Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.

Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)

Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....

Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.

Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.

Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
by The RussSh September 9, 2018
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