by The cunt in the bag April 25, 2022
Get the Bait shopmug. When you’re in a relationship but you like or admire somebody else. You won’t do anything with the other person/people because your in a relationship.
by $amizzle April 10, 2020
Get the Window shoppingmug. by sspamalot June 23, 2012
Get the going to the flower shopmug. Don't worry we'll be back soon it's a one stop shop.
We don't need to call ch'all guys ,my guy is a one stop shop.
I'm heading to my guy he's a one stop shop.
We don't need to call ch'all guys ,my guy is a one stop shop.
I'm heading to my guy he's a one stop shop.
by Carmanute October 11, 2016
Get the One stop shopmug. As with "Abandon Ship," this refers to bailing/abandoning a shopping cart full of merchandise at Home Depot/Lowes/Walmart/supermarket/anywhere because:
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
T: "Man, I had about a buck-fifty of yard tools, car supplies, my kids' new underwears, and a nighty for my lady..."
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
by CosmicDog1 April 3, 2011
Get the Abandon Shopmug. The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.
Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.
by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012
Get the Corpse Shoppingmug. Remember tmobile data breaches Remember covid fire eye hackers king of Prussia investigations Remember Lockheed and Martin bombing Remember willow grove mall prostitution Remember Jim Jones people's temple Johnstown pa usa and Joannaburg
Africa Remember china threat fbi.gov
Remember consulates closing Remember wars Remember university city hot bunking
Remember all Philadelphia city hall leaders prisoned and BurbsCo injustice in housing and social media deathing
Check all internet, satellite, towers, electronic stores in willow grove mall area chipping implementation
Check all hotels and rooming too
Just noticed at&t doing Hacking with special ops pc late at night dude from wanted list on fbi.gov especially celebrities. civil liberties Please contact nato America needs to be shutdown and all my Landlord's arrested especially celebrities targeting me on social media exposing war games hosted on Drexel University and university of Pennsylvania campus with reasons of closing art schools, hospitals, businesses, ceos, world leaders connected to Co intelligences spy shops headquarters ucity in the past history of investigation and information of exact bad apples celebrities and departments targeting people housing Corporate injustice illegal immigrants and the china threat and golden triangle are responsible for the violence of Philadelphia Confucius institute bullying disguised themselves as black people too
Please do something awesome for us
Africa Remember china threat fbi.gov
Remember consulates closing Remember wars Remember university city hot bunking
Remember all Philadelphia city hall leaders prisoned and BurbsCo injustice in housing and social media deathing
Check all internet, satellite, towers, electronic stores in willow grove mall area chipping implementation
Check all hotels and rooming too
Just noticed at&t doing Hacking with special ops pc late at night dude from wanted list on fbi.gov especially celebrities. civil liberties Please contact nato America needs to be shutdown and all my Landlord's arrested especially celebrities targeting me on social media exposing war games hosted on Drexel University and university of Pennsylvania campus with reasons of closing art schools, hospitals, businesses, ceos, world leaders connected to Co intelligences spy shops headquarters ucity in the past history of investigation and information of exact bad apples celebrities and departments targeting people housing Corporate injustice illegal immigrants and the china threat and golden triangle are responsible for the violence of Philadelphia Confucius institute bullying disguised themselves as black people too
Please do something awesome for us
Your apartment is a spy shop. Housing now a days is a spy shop. Civil liberties against spy shops especially in housing
by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022
Get the SPY SHOPSmug.