Rain Delay

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. Hopefully she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023

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Aldo Raine

Aldo Raine; derived from the proper noun with the same spelling, in this context it’s use is purely as a verb. It’s origins come from the character of the same name from the Quentin Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds. In this context it is meant as an out an out threat of impending physical violence about to be perpetrated on the individual it is being spoken to. It’s meaning is this, to damage somebody so physically that they will forever be horribly visually scarred by the incident. If you ever have to Aldo Raine somebody, well, simply put they are about to be on the wrong end a hideous brutal physical violation that would make the Devil himself look away in disgust and abject terror.

Example:
Person one: I’ve just watched you kick the wing mirror off my car. It’s brand new you clown, i’ve had it less than a month!!
Person two: Yeah, and what?!??
Person one: Fuck off now or i’m about to Aldo Raine you

Example two:

Person one: Fuck you and you’re fucking mother
Person two: …the fuck did you just say about my mother?!??
Person one: You fucking heard
Person two: Apologise or i’m about to Aldo Raine you!!!

by The Richweiler August 4, 2024

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Rain When I Die

Is she ready to know my frustration?
What she slippin' inside, slow castration
I'm a riddle so strong, you can't break me
Did she come here to try, try to take me?
Did she call my name?
I think it's gonna rain
When I die

Was it something I said, held against me?
Ain't no life on the run, slowly climbing
Caught in ice so she stares, stares at nothing
I can help her but won't, now she hates me
Did she call my name?
I think it's gonna rain
When I die

She won't let me hide
She don't want me to cry
Will she keep on the ground, trying to ground me?
Slowly forgive my lie, lying to save me
Could she love me again or will she hate me?
Prob'ly not, I know why, can't explain me
Did she call my name?
I think it's gonna Rain When I Die

by Death Menace July 8, 2023

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Temporary rain

When pain is so fearce at point that it makes you sweat bullets in nervousness. An leaks tear ducks to isolation hardened wrenched. Yet you wait for the calm of the story believing in a better tomorrow.

All this as trained my trinity to maintain through a Temporary rain.

by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019

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