When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012
Get the St Kilda Beach late at night on a first datemug. A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011
Get the Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you somethingmug. When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy
Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*
1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*
1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019
Get the Beach blowymug. by fietsen December 24, 2018
Get the Beach Cruisermug. by Sassabrass March 5, 2018
Get the beach boneymug. When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.
Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?
Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...
Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!
Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...
Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!
by Mitch Killington Esq. August 2, 2022
Get the Beachedmug. Orvas the locals call it PAY county ,
Bay county Florida.
Home of Mtv springbreaks fir years.
Worlds whitest sand beaches.
Where you ....come here on vacation,
Leave on probation,
Come back on violation,
Stay for your duration.
Bay county Florida.
Home of Mtv springbreaks fir years.
Worlds whitest sand beaches.
Where you ....come here on vacation,
Leave on probation,
Come back on violation,
Stay for your duration.
"Hey man you going to Panama City Beach this spring break?"
"Isn't that where you go on vacation leave on probation come back on violation and stay for your whole duration?”
"Isn't that where you go on vacation leave on probation come back on violation and stay for your whole duration?”
by TheAnonymousArtist April 28, 2024
Get the Panama City Beachmug.