mud pole

Decent body, busted face.

Q-How's she look?
A- Ehh... she's a mud pole you should get drunk first.

by jay tayman September 12, 2011

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monster.

by definitelyn0tcoveredinshit September 19, 2021

mud tie

Basically, you lay a big steaming poo on someone's chest in the formation of a tie...

harriet: what shall i wear tonight?

edd: how about a mud tie..?

by bumcornonthecob April 12, 2009

Mudded Up

To Cover Oneself in One’s own feces, as if to hide from predator Aliens, to avoid or end contact with other people. Usually a cry for help after creating a 2 and a half hour podcast about Twilight: New Moon.

Adam was tired of Dave so he Mudded Up to avoid speaking with him any further.

by Dsmbfree June 10, 2020

Bloody mud

As your eating a girls ass just light a fire cracker and slip it in.Then watch bloody shit ooze out.

Hey,you know that bitch stacey made her get some bloody mud last night.It was fucking all over like a new coat of paint on the wall

by The danish’s plate May 11, 2019

Mud butt

Any body who is caught having sex in the woods or near trees. Showing up to work later with mud on both participants boots.

"I saw that Kimberly and Zechariah had mud on their boots."
"I guess they were mud butting."

by Sarcasticahole May 12, 2018

Mud muncher.

An African American lesbian.

You ain't getting nothing from that jontavious they be mud munchers. Mud muncher.

by Gunslinger 99. March 7, 2018