Dutch Flapjacks

The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks

During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.

by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015

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Dutch dip

When a Dutch man submurges his 'bean bags' in au jus and proceeds to 't-bag' his colleagues.

No association with the common 'French Dip"

Wow, can you believe Tim gave Jamie a Dutch Dip!?

by TheBlondeAccountant August 3, 2017

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To have sex with a completely random stranger in the bed of another persons - ie: staying at a host house, going out on the town… picking up, bringing them back to your friends house and F**King them in your hosts bed.

On holiday in Surfers Paradise, met this chick… took her back to my couchsurfing hosts place for some Dutch-Conversation

by Gigillypuff July 3, 2014

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dutch pie

It's like a dutch oven except you take a shit under the sheets instead of farting under the sheets

Bob was giving his girl a dutch oven but then it went to long and became a dutch pie.

by Richard Deckard December 29, 2016

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Dutch handshake

When somebody grabs your crotch.

"Was it hard to get into that private club last night downtown?" "No, they gave me a Dutch Handshake at the door, though, I guess they thought I was packin' heat."

by Merry Present February 5, 2020

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Going dutch

Going dutch means "to split a bill"

So lets say you go to a restaurant and have to pay $100 for your meal with 2 person's , you can choose to go dutch and both have to pay $50

Going dutch is originated from the Dutch people and culture , the dutch people are known for there greediness

Hey i can afford the whole meal for both of us , wanna go dutch?

Sure , i like going dutch

by BASED-MAGA2024 September 29, 2021

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