dumb ape

1. An amatuer investor who buys stocks based on hype and a total lack of understanding for market conditions, valuations and long term strategy.

2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.

Mike: Bro you see what Duke just did?

Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...

by pympkane December 6, 2021

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AP Biochemistry

1. An AP (Advanced Placement) class in high school

2. A government-endorsed torture method that makes you want to drop out of high school

1. I picked AP Biochemistry for high school, hope it goes well

2. my brain has been turned into sauerkraut and i want to die

by Average High School Student December 8, 2021

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APES

AP Environmental Science. If you want to learn that climate change is real through mountains of flashcards, then this is the course for you. Typically taken by seniors looking for an easy AP class. Also, be prepared to be bombarded with the same barrage of messages for 20+ chapters.

Timmy: I was studying for the Chapter 5 APES Exam

Little Johnny: Why would you do that? APES is easy - sustainability is cool.

by apush_studier23 December 16, 2021

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Apeing

Apeing is when you buy a crypto token or non fungible token (NFT) shortly after the token project launch without doing your own research (DYOR), usually because they are fearful of missing out (FOMOing) on potential gains that could be lost if they hesitate in order to conduct due diligence.

Ape: Bro, check out this new crypto coin called ASS. It's supposed to be lit!
You: You're totally apeing into that shit aren't you?
Ape: Yeah bro I already swapped 20 ETH for it!
You: SMH

by DrR10n December 24, 2021

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