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tea party

A party for princesses.
A tea party is a type of party.
by ABarresi February 28, 2019
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Tea-mixer

To smoke a fatty bong rip while stefan smokes his PBR's
I was at alta drinking coffee and got high off the tea-mixer
by FBR's October 17, 2008
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Tea-aboo

Term designating a non-English person obsessed with English pop-culture and society.

Tea-aboos are typically extremely obsessed with English works (especially those created by Steven Moffat) such as Dr. Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Monty Python and Steampunk. In addition they are obsessed with other aspects of English culture such as the Victorian Era, Royal Family gossip, Banksy, etc. They only listen to British music, with their obvious favorites being Queen and The Beatles.

Tea-aboos tend to overdress for every occasion and wear anachronistic clothing such as a top hat or a pocket watch. They are almost always social outcasts to some degree (depending on their tea-aboo level) and generally live in well-educated and affluent areas of the United States such as the San Francisco Bay Area.

Usually have very passionate but uninformed opinions on all matters of British politics, especially Brexit and the NHS, and believe that all aspects of British culture are superior, despite having no experience with the UK outside of media portrayals. They use the British spellings and pronounciations for no reason other than to be a giant fuck.

While not all aspects of the Tea-aboo can be fully covered in this definition, one last important trait of note is their use of constant use of English slang in an attempt to normalize it and make their usage popular outside of the UK (Tea-aboos particularly love using slang such as saying "Bloody Hell" and "Sod it/off").
Fineas is a massive Tea-aboo- he never shuts about David Tennant and he keeps trying to get me to watch Torchwood with him.
by tea-aboo June 24, 2021
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Microwaved Tea

Tea that has become cold but heats up as it becomes more relevant within a conversation
Jenny: Isn't Bianca such a bitch
Jennifer: Ooh I have some microwaved tea about Bianca
by Ethan Fincher June 4, 2019
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Tea off

It means I'm bout to beat you the fuck up
I'm bout to tea off on this bol
by PnB.L September 20, 2017
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squice tea

Sqirt soda with a little iced tea
I love my squice tea unlike that gay ass ovaltine mom
by ilikeyourmomtosuckmeallnight October 6, 2009
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Tea peeing

When you cum inside the vagina and it goes into a teacup
Whoa I just cumed in her and it landed in her teacup. That was a good tea peeing
by Ihaveheese December 31, 2016
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