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The Spicy Almond 

Just like how blowing bubbles is done, you're gonna cover the head of your penis in hand sanitizer. Then have your girlfriend hold a lit lighter in front of your penis as you cum. Your semen will then have the hand sanitizer mixed in that will be ignited by the lighter. Resulting in a sticky flammable substance much like napalm.
Chad 1: What'd ya do last night?
Chad 2: I just gave Jessica "The Spicy Almond" last night
Chad 1: Shit did you end up burning her?
Chad 2: Naw she just took it like a flaming shot
The Spicy Almond by shottymcshotface November 28, 2020

bussin spicy ramen 

the most bussin bussin thing ever
“do you like spicy ramen?”

“yuh ofc i like bussin spicy ramen”

italian spicy bacon chicken burger 

chicken chicken chicken chicken italian spicy bacon chicken take one bite and it all starts clickin crown up my day at BK have it your way you rule!

coming in spicy 

Phrase used to describe the emission of an unpleasant odor by an object or person. Typically used when someone is wearing too much cologne or has not showered in a while.
Sudeep, you're coming in spicy this morning.
coming in spicy by DSE777 August 17, 2014

The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme

When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.
"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"

Butt hole spicy 

Something so spicy that when you poop your butt hole is on fire.
Damn, that was butt hole spicy.
Butt hole spicy by FlyingKitty February 1, 2019