center soft

A penis that does not become fully erect or is fully dead

His dick was center soft and this caused the girl to masturbate herself.

by nene1234 April 22, 2021

The devil's soft serve

A soft poop

I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.

by hotmessy November 13, 2022

Soft Stuff

Any area of the body particularly vulnerable to attack, i.e. the belly or genitals. Euphemistically, this is meant to convey any vulnerability, be it emotional, physical or otherwise.

A'int that a kick in the soft stuff?

Just hit em in the soft stuff and walk away.

by ihavemadefire June 24, 2019

Extra soft

When it’s just not hard enough to please your partner

Damn, I left the butter on the bench last night it’s gonna be extra soft, my partner would not be able to be pleased anymore.

by John john-Smith Smith August 02, 2022

soft boi era

The 1950’s

Me: I LOVE THE 50s!!!

Person: why?
Me: BECAUSE ITS THE SOFT BOI ERA

by ShawnXmarina April 10, 2019

soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 26, 2018

Soft Sax Strap

A strap used to take 50% weight off your sax (saxophone) gives your sax maximum comfort. comes with funny package

my soft sax strap is itchy

by Bill Winterbury December 09, 2009