shizzle

it is a bodily function that follows a night of mammoth drinking binge. authentic shizzles can be achieved if a doner kebab is consumed and the person gets out of his/her bed early and tries to get on with his/her day on an empty stomach. usually accompanied by an absent, gaunt and puffy face.

can be identify by the rectal heat and curious smell of dustbins that have been left in the sun to long

"oh dear malcom, have you shizzled again? you have a sick arse"

"oh deary me. have you just shizzled again? thats awful. you look like death, man"

by proppacuppatea October 9, 2005

aston mizzle db sizzle

advantage

at tennis

by wikidy-wididy bad boy April 29, 2003

shizzles

Anova word 4 things.

Shit, i left ma shizzles at home!

by Nico June 7, 2003

Fo Shizzle my Nizzle

Sound god awful, but really is a slum-ization of of course my African American friend.

Fo Shizzie

by Homefrog January 29, 2004

sizzle-ized

being civilized in a DAMN SEXY way.

brittany and kathleen waltzed down the street in a sizzle-ized manner.

by BMASSA October 17, 2008

sizzle louie

This is a person who comes to a BBQ uninvited and makes an asshole out of themselves.

Who the hell brought this sizzle louie?

by pearlman4 June 23, 2009

sizzled icicle

when a man with a moustache goes down on a chick and when he comes back up he has cum in his moustache.

girl1- sean went down on me last ight and i jizzed n when he came back up he had my jizz in his stache but i didnt wanna say anything
girl2- ahhh, thts nasty, i went on urban dictionary the other day and im pretty sure thts called a sizzled icicle and i bet he felt like a retard when he seen it in the mirror

by C.G/diesel December 12, 2010