New Mexico Salt Lick

When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.

"Have you seen Juan?"

"He went out to the desert to get a New Mexico Salt Lick"

by Skazwozzer August 30, 2015

one tall salt boi

one word: tsukki

hm yes thats one tall salt boi. hm yes tsukishima.

by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 19, 2021

St. Louis Salt Lick

When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.

Man, I ran up north the other night to get with that cowgirl and got a St. Louis Salt Lick instead.

by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023

Penguin Salute

Th act of saluting someone and "Wek"ing at the same time in the fashion of a penguin. Where a group stand in a single file opposite someone they plan to salute.

All members of the group put their hands to their foreheads, take a deep breath, count to three in their heads before all saying "WEK" so as to startle the salutee.

The Economics and Politics class are brilliant at a well synchronised Penguin Salute

by Shoutin Will Belamy September 24, 2011

two gun salute

When you fart and burp at the same time

I did the two gun salute after that trip to chipotle.

by MonsterBlob88 December 30, 2014

salt-and-peppered

when you are so drunk that your friend needs to put salt and pepper in the drink you just ordered

diana was already wasted so she did not need another vodka cranberry. she was officially salt-and-peppered.

by sheradactyl June 16, 2007

Pass the salt

Your playing a game of zombies or cod and this motherfucker gets in your way and you die for some stupid ass reason and you can say PASS THE SALT jokingly asking someone to let you kill yourself

you: what the FUCK

Motherfuck: ha ha what
You:get the fuck out
Motherfucker: no

Dudes got you in a corner

You : seriously get the fuck out

Motherfucker: no Faggot

Zombies come to get both of you and you down

You:WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE GODDAMN YOU SON OF A BITCH

you know what fucking... Pass the salt

by Aiylmao October 14, 2015