Sam 

people named sam are annoying little brats that need to get a life. they are always squeeky rats that do everything they can to annoy you so much you want to punch them. sams never wash and you can smell them from a mile away.

eugh can you smell that? there is probably someone called sam around

Sam by eughhhhhhhh March 26, 2023

sam 

someone who licks hairy black balls on a daily basis

Girl A: wow hes so hot
Girl B: well hes actually a sam
Girl A: cum in my ass bitch

sam by savagepenguin32 July 15, 2023

Sam 

Hi im Sam, im sam i am!

"Im going to cry life named Sam is not so Sam i am"

Sam by Samwhich! July 23, 2023

Sam 

An extreme shit talker who thinks he is him. He has no friends and always gets suspended for physically injuring other people or saying he will shoot up the school.

Look Jim, its Sam

Oh god not that dumbass again

Sam by Just Google It August 5, 2023

Sam 

Sams are very tall, but most are gentle giants with a taste for cooking. Do not try and get them to eat fish, they will simpluly step on you.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.

If there were more Sams, the world would be a better place.

Sam by wghyamihere April 11, 2023

Sam 

Short ass motherfucker. Uses a voice changer cause he's not funny.

"Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone

Sam by Sam Haater April 11, 2023

Sam 

Sam is a manipulative, dishonest, and selfish individual who only cares about their own interests, regardless of who they hurt in the process. They have a reputation for backstabbing and betraying those who trust them, and they have no qualms about spreading malicious rumors or lies to further their own agenda. Sam is also known for being a bully and using their power and influence to intimidate others. In short, Sam is a despicable human being who lacks any semblance of empathy or morality.

Holy shit, is that Sam, the most despicable person ever?

Sam by JoshuaKaplan April 12, 2023