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A nice, good friend. You will always have a good time with him. Until he turns his back on you. If you are not one of the 'cool kids' in middle and/or high school, he will turn into a fucking asshole to you. He will betray you. Just try your best to avoid him after that because he will be a snoody, self obsessed jerk and not even his friends think he is the best person. (he is never the leader of his group of friends) but he still heavily judges everyone and will try to find things about people to pick on. However, there is the occasion where he may change back to how he was before. Maybe even be nicer to you.
Person 1: Hey look its that jerk Ryan
Person 2: He is not even that bad anymore.
Ryan by Veradun Dessel May 19, 2020
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person who will make you fall over heels for and leave all your friends for only to break your heart and use you . ps he will try and make you jealous and control you. he like to be called daddy so he has control or feels in control which is sad. he also cant get over things such as an ex and use you as a void . he will use you for sex after breaking up with you, girls stay away that boy you taling to is a total ryan. yuck.
ryan: i can see us getting back together

the girl : ah really?? coool
3 months later...
ryan: am talikng to someone

the girl: the fuck??
A Ryan is a very funny person to be around. They are usually on the bigger side but embrace it. They say they are going to get skinny but never do. The type of person to shave his head during a long break and also they have big cocks. Usually pretty y’all and a rich family
Richard: look it’s Ryan let’s slap his tit
Ryan: no
Ryan by Trueslayerqjejrb May 23, 2020
The little bitch that calls me to cry about a quiche. He also goes from loving to hating a person in a few days. He also says that he was mad at you about something but never tells you what. He is obsessed with broadway and never shuts up about Ben Platt. He performs every chance he gets (Which means that he sings at every Friday performance). He is a bitch for any one from Spain and will tell you that every chance that he gets. He speaks Spanish like every white person ever. He thinks he has the fattest ass when it's just average and he spends hundreds of dollars on clothes from companies that make ugly clothes. He finally hates being called "Catholic Boy"
Me: You know Ryan
You: Yeah he called me and cried about a quiche.
Ryan by Quiches July 6, 2020
A fuck boy who’s only intention is to try finger a girl and get rejected . Ryans can be Identified by there curly hair, small penis and come from Poland
Ryan: can I finger you

Caitlin: no

Ryan please
Ryan by Epicdogbone84 July 10, 2020
Big booty baseball player that thinks if he is good in a game he can get some hairy punani but sadly the truth is suck thick boys don’t last in this world especially in jail.Ryan is a name to describe an unbelievable faggot who only thinks of himself he loves to send dick pics to boys because he want to think as himself as the alpha but turns out he so flexible he sucks his own dick I know it’s crazy but believe suck a retard who falls Inlove with thots then get emotional stupid sometimes I think this nigga is a retard but in the day of the day he is just a wannabe Superman who thinks he can fight because he is stronger then other acting like I won’t lay his ass down and penetrate that thick ass leaving it like a glazed donut with chocolate sprinkles.Ryan think he slick too caught him deep throating 5 glizzys in one sitting saying he didn’t I have prove when he deepthroated me instead of going down the throat my dick went to his brain and I was full of boogers all over me and h sucked all the boogers out like a ant eater eats ants.last and for all don’t trust no Ryan he always wipe before he shits for his shit to come out good like df.
“Ryan told me last night he Gives the best head” He didn’t lie 😋
Ryan by What does these mean July 17, 2020
Ryan is a person that is a very laid back person but sometimes needs attention. Sometimes he can be mean but in the end he will appologize. Ryan is a very loyal friend who spending time with friends and family. Ryan can also have a bubble but, also beware Ryan can be easy to piss off. Ryan can make you laugh alot and enjoy your time with a Ryan. If you ever see a Ryan be nice and he will too.
Ryan is a laid back guy. Hes cool to hang around with.