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quantum queef

1. noun: creepy airborne quanta produced by a quantum being that often possesseds the vibrational bodies of lower life forms, bioorganisms, and ecosystems when that being is present in a generally giant radius.

2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements like weather systems to sound like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.
1.

1st guy: "OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of people scream at you."

2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"
by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024
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Queef

Yo Queef, you smellWHEYYYY
by ally law March 23, 2022
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Coral Queef

A group of females huddled together in a swimming pool or other body of water, and multiple members of the group simultaneously release air from their vaginal canals, causing a slight current in the water as the air bubbles travel up to the surface.
"Dude, check out those hot babes over there in the pool. Let's invite them to come get drunk and we'll go skinnydipping."
"Gross, bro. Those bitches are turning this pool into a Coral Queef. Can't you smell their blue waffles from here?"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper September 28, 2024
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Queef Knuckle

1. The term queef knuckle is the feminine act of being overly conceited.
2. A feminine douchebag.
Kim Kardashion is such a queef knuckle.

You are such a queef knuckle!
by Snykes April 23, 2018
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Queef

flatulence from the fanny also commonly known as a “fanny fart
girl: *fart sound*
boy: what was that g? was that a queef?
girl: it was a fanny fart
by bigbootygraysonluva January 16, 2021
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Queef

a loud and smelly release of air from the vagina, typically during or after sex.
John pulled out his willy from Nicolas fanny and she fanny farted. "Oops sorry John, I believe I just queefed, pardon me"
by ej95 August 8, 2022
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Queef

When you’re railing a girl so hard she gets air built up inside her vagina then it randomly comes out which is known as a pussy fart or (Queef)
Laney was getting put into doggy when she queefed in the guys face what a queeferella
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