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pussy timeshare

To have full knowledge of and full agreement with a buddy to share in the sexual promiscuousness of a said female
Yo man, I thought some drama was gonna go down after she hooked up with both our roommates. But they worked it out and now they have a pussy timeshare
by Iron Butterfly 91 October 28, 2011
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Korean pussy

by Taenun June 25, 2022
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Pussy Snare

A Pussy Snare is a snare that attracts females and traps them. The type of Pussy Snare used is dependent on many factors such as these: what type of Pussy are you looking to catch? Old pussy? Young pussy? Fertile pussy? Cute pussy? Dumb pussy? Smart pussy? Lazy pussy? Skinny and or fat pussy? Lady pussy? Woman pussy? Tight pussy? Loose pussy? Hairy pussy? Bald pussy? White pussy? Black pussy? Yellow pussy? Red pussy? Tight young white girl pussy? Whatever kind of pussy you’re looking to snare, it will depend on the bait and type of trap. If you’re looking to snare a young Mexican tight pussy, try using the Pussy Snare model - 3 it looks like an ordinary border of the United States, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare. Try Putting down an American flag or some tacos as bait. If you’re looking to snare a black pussy, I would suggest the Model - 2 snare, this snare looks like her ex boyfriend’s Xbox, but in reality it’s a pussy snare. As bait, use her ex boyfriend’s credit card. If you’re trying to snare some white girl pussy, (the trickiest of all mind you) use the model - 1 snare. This snare looks like a Starbucks, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare use a Frappuccino or some kind of other fancy coffee as bait. If you’re looking to score some yellow pussy, use the model - 4 snare. This snare looks like a noodle shop, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare Use a small dog in a small purse as bait. If you’re looking to snare some red pussy, don’t.
I just finished setting up eight pussy snares today” - uncle Jimbob
by SoupCanHarry The hobo November 8, 2019
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Pussy poot

It’s the sound of freshly deposited skeet forcefully making its way out of a lady’s clam after raucous love making.
Marry lou Anne had to keep her pussy poot as quiet as possible as it’s not very lady like to let one blow at the debutante ball; if only her brother Bobby Joe wasn’t so convincing.
by Flyassfeller10 February 12, 2020
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pussy magnet

Pussy Magnet is British slang for something which attracts women. Often used in context of a car.
by jerryfletcher December 21, 2005
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Pussy Block

Similar to a "cock block."
This technique is used to stop a bitch from gettin some.
"Yeah, I tried to ask that girl to dance but she was a real bitch and told me to go fuck myself. Later I saw her trying to talk with some guy, when I got the chance I pulled the guy aside and told him that I had had sex with the girl a week ago and since then I haven't been able to piss without feeling like my dick was on fire. The girl kept trying to talk to the guy the rest of the night but he kept ignoring her. You should have seen the look on her face. I pussy blocked that shit like Greg Oden!"
by AD12345 January 24, 2009
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Walmart pussy

A slutty girl or woman that, much like the store, is known primarily for being cheap and available 24 hours a day, not for the quality of her merchandise. If you're foolish enough to do her, use at least one condom; you don't know where she's been.
Yeah, she's Walmart pussy, but don't you worry about crabs?
by UrbanDic November 23, 2006
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