A euphemism for masturbation.
Guy 1 "Hey man, you were real distant last night, what were you doing"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"
by MiniGram October 7, 2025
Get the Peeling the Puppymug. A euphemism for any online discussion which seemed relevant and important at the time, but has now become buried in the noise of other discussions and is now mostly forgotten.
"Did we ever decide which format to go with for those new TPS reports?" "Not really, I think that got eclipsed by the cute puppy photo."
by tertbel July 18, 2019
Get the eclipsed by the cute puppy photomug. OMFG MY BF NAIT FLUFFY PUPPY BENSON HAS A MASSIVE AND MAGICAL COCK HE IS THE GREATEST LOVER
if you date a Nait Benson your lucky asf
if you date a Nait Benson your lucky asf
by BIG TUCH March 3, 2021
Get the fluffy puppymug. by carinsainest July 21, 2023
Get the No puppymug. someone who is bossed around by their girlfriend and would do anything for them. Typically when the girlfriend is super hot.
dude 1: yo bro we playing ball today?
dude 2: nah bro I can't I gotta take my girlfriend and her friends shopping.
dude 1: you are such a puppy-dude
dude 2: chill bro im not
dude 2: nah bro I can't I gotta take my girlfriend and her friends shopping.
dude 1: you are such a puppy-dude
dude 2: chill bro im not
by Samot-boy April 23, 2019
Get the puppy-dudemug. "She had a small, tight pussy, and I bumped 'the puppy with no teeth' a couple of times as we fucked.
by buckdancer50 January 13, 2021
Get the The puppy with no teethmug. my best friend, always been there for me no matter what. the kindest person you could ever meet, amazing at everything they do and the best person i’ve ever met. they can never fail to make someone genuinely happy and make me feel better, the best content creator i know and my forever bestfriend
by cashmerepuppup April 14, 2022
Get the scarlett..puppymug.