grumpy punching

The act of taking a long, large, and usually overdue shit.

"My grumpy punching tags have come in."
"That coffee was good, but now it's time for grumpy punching."
"She's taking forever because she is grumpy punching."

by HeavyMusicWorshipper May 31, 2016

butthole punch

(verb) To punch one's butthole.

Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.

by bingbongcamshaft May 5, 2016

royal punch

When you are having sex with your partner from behind and just before climax you punch them hard in the kidneys.

I gave my girlfriend a royal punch last week, she hasn't stopped pissing blood.

by Squattingjester September 5, 2016

orangutan punch

The process of flailing ones arms in the air and bringing them down upon the head/neck of a partner during sexual intercorse

"She rode too soft so I gave her an orangutan punch..."

by SassyMcSaggyBuns July 12, 2016

hayden punch

When you punch a slut in the tit back down in the water

Susan said all she wanted for christmas was a "Hayden punch" so i belted that cunt

by Sus350 May 4, 2018

pennington punch

When an extremely short, but fierce lady punches you in the throat suddenly and abruptly for no reason.

Kim have me the old Pennington Punch for annoying her.

by Becca 79 November 18, 2020

Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non-physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)

I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.

by NomadWordMaker January 8, 2021