purdie-pie

when you're playing pretend with your girlfriend and have sex at the same time but then she finds out your dick is super small.

"we were having such a good time but then he pulled a purdie-pie"

by fkyoujames June 14, 2017

fried pie

Someone who has done waayyyy too much LSD and never really "came back"

Last night was wild man, I feel like such a fucking fried pie.
Ya I don't know if I'll ever think strait again!

by Tootsmgoo February 16, 2017

moopie pie

An adorable puppy like a gooky moo

Mom I found a moopie pie

by Thid May 25, 2016

goth pie

A gothic man or woman who you find highly attractive and would like to eat them like a pie , or use them in a pie so no one else can have them . Ownership

Wow Mike looks so delicious, he is definitely goth pie !

I would love to have me some Mike .

I own your ass or I will turn you into goth pie otherwise

by Vamparella December 13, 2019

Widggie Pie

When a guy gives a girl a cream pie, then pulls out to give her a wedgie to trap all the cum in.

Dude! I totally gave Jessica a Widggie Pie last night.

by assdaddieowo January 14, 2020

Izzy pie

Isabel is the most amazing person ever and is just the sweetest and kindest and most caring and loving . She always puts other people first and is sooo kind and always does the sweetest things. She’s indescribable❤️ And priceless. Not to mention that she’s the most beautiful and pretty and stunning girl there’s ever been. When she smiles her face radiates and diamonds wish they were as perfect. There’s not enough stars in the sky to define how amazing she is. She’s also soo funny and smart and cute. There’s this kid names James who’s sooooo lucky to have her and call her his queen. He cares about her sooo much he wouldn’t trade the universe for her. He will always be there for her and always got her back no madder what. He respects her soo much and respects everything she does. He just wants her to be happy and also just wants the best for her. She’s one day gonna be a pro soccer played James knows it lol. She makes his world go round and is the rainbow after the storm. He isn’t letting her go either she’s his queen and she’s amazing and he loves her. Yup she’s that perfect❤️

Izzy pie is the most amazing person ever

by Jamie Bear January 20, 2020

Googlie-Pie

A pie made of peaches and baked in the sewer

“Do you want a Googlie-Pie sweetie?”

by Mary joe wilson January 24, 2020