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Pearl Eyes

(n) When a man ejaculates into a women's eyes, making them foggy with semen.
"Damn, her pearl eyes are as white as Charlie Sheens nose on a saturday night!"
by Yackoff January 3, 2012
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Pearl Harbor

When a rather large person has a sudden urge to deficate and runs full speed to the bathroom. The thunderous rumbles from such a large beast are reminiscent of the Japanese planes flying in. The bombs dropping and the destruction that follows can only be described as Pearl Harboring.
Holy fuck bro, did you feel that rumbling???

“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.
by Mega Hemroids June 24, 2018
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Pearling

Vincent: Hey bro I heard that Ethan pearled inside of that girl last night...
Ethan: Yeah, pearling is kinda painful but you know what they say.. no pain, no gain.
by GrabEmByTheBussy October 17, 2021
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Matching Pearl Set

When the male pulls out and cums all over a woman's upper chest and neck, giving her a pearl necklace.

Once completed, the male takes his man-meat and dabs his cock on her ear lobes with the after-ooze sperm that is collecting on the end of his cock.

This resembles pearl earrings.
Jack: Have you ever given a woman a pearl necklace?

Robert: You cheap bastard! I always give a woman a Matching Pearl Set when I'm finishing!
by HippoCookies September 28, 2008
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Aunt Pearl

An "Aunt Pearl" is when you throw a softball to someone right at the height between their neck and upper chest. The spot where you would give a girl a pearl necklace.
The softball was hit into the outfield and the second baseman yells AUNT PEARL! This mean throw it high and hard into the chest.
by Jonny J Bird April 29, 2011
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pearl jam

A pretend rock band for gays to have homoerotic fantasies about.
I have more respect for Avril
by PJ sucks dog dicks March 20, 2004
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Pearl Harbor

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while she is either passed out or sleeping, then waking her up and running away. Thus completing the surprise attack.
Dood, I just gave that girl a pearl harbor!!!
by Dannibal the Cannibal February 23, 2004
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