Phantom cat

Any photo or video of a cat deceased or missing

Hey! Come look at this photo! It's a phantom cat!

by Bodwin Dictionary June 24, 2024

PHAARC

Short for Post-Holiday Acute Aggravated Rebound Condition.

A totally real, absolutely diagnosable condition that hits the second you return from holidays and remember you have responsibilities.

Symptoms include forgetting all your passwords, staring blankly at spreadsheets, extreme lunch decision fatigue, and questioning how you ever functioned before your break. Usually peaks between 9:07 – 10:43 am on your first day back

“Don’t talk to me before lunch, I’ve got PHAARC bad.”

by CURE PHAARC January 21, 2026

Phantom Wiper

A phantom wiper is an unknown person who wipes their butt on various objects.

If you see a rag, towel, rug, or a shower curtain with brown streaks you know the phantom has stricken.

"Hey did you see that towel with brown streaks on it?"

"The phantom wiper strikes again!!!"

by Nightguy06 February 3, 2026

Phantom Touch

An instance when a person can feel a touch described or visualized in front of them even if the physical action is not being performed on the person.

A common trigger for could be "Imagine.. __"

"Imagine I'm giving you head pats right now"
"I have phantom touch, I can feel actions you describe to me"

by Kylo Wybie Rivers November 22, 2024

phakatink

(fak•ah•tink) The sound a gun makes during a home invasion against a family of four.

(guy forcefully entering a home)(sees a child) PHAKATINK PHAKATINK

by homeinvader123 December 10, 2024

Phantom Chica

That one character from FNAF 3 that shares close resemblance to a watermelon.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Phantom Chica?
Person 2: The Watermelon? Yeah.

by Gibberishidkrisjjj December 17, 2024

Phantom Buzz

The feeling of nostalgia or euphoria after consuming a non-alcoholic beverage that closely mimics the taste and aroma of an alcoholic drink.

Man I miss drinking, lets crack open some 0.0% Heinekens and catch that phantom buzz

by ItsmeTrigo January 6, 2025