penis fingers

Unexplainable clutz, who ends up breaking everything.

"Hey penis fingers... So you have to fuck everything you touch?"

by Snaffta November 1, 2007

Penis Pudding

Created by masturbating or having sex.

"Sperm is just a slang word for Penis Pudding"

by Erection Joe December 10, 2006

huge penis

Noun.
A male's penis that exceeds the average size, of which is 12.7-15 cm (5-5.9 in) in length and 12.3 cm (4.85 in) in circumference when fully erect.

In the locker room, I peaked at John Smith's 8 inch long penis; it is a huge penis.

by TommyJay June 7, 2007

Nathan penis

A penis so big that it's foes cries in fear of being torn apart.

Nathan penis , omg no please don't kill me im still a virgin

by Nazi Doctor May 3, 2018

snow penis

a giant penis made out of snow, often made by penises.

dude, that penis made a snow penis on my lawn!

by Greg B September 25, 2005

dennis the penis

Nickname or Stage name of Adult Film Star Dennis Fandrick. Dennis Starred in over 90 films during the late 1980's heyday of straight to video Adult Films. Starring with such adult film actresses as, Stacy Donovan, Janelle Cumming, Christy Canyon and Shauna Grant. Dennis was billed in movies under his stage name, Dennis the Penis and in several early films under the name Dennis Fandrick. He is believed to have left the Adult Film industry in 1990 and is currently working in the Mainstream Hollywood movie industry on the production side of the camera.

1985's "Crystal Balls" starring, Candie Evans and Dennis the Penis.

by fuzzard September 4, 2008

Penis Mightier

1. A genital enlargement device. Term has its roots in an aparent case of dyslexia, when Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" on a celebrity charity edition of Jeopardy.

See also "Whore Semen"

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

by Howard Pickman March 15, 2004