Baked Potato

1.The gayest of all homosexual acts known to man. Performed by a two men. One holds the other upside down, while both perform oral sex to the other.

2. Used as a derogitory term when one does not like another person. Can be used in three forms: The original "Baked Potato", The "Flamin' Baked Potato", and
the "Homing Missile Baked Potato". Each with coresponding hand gestures.

"The Ref. likes the Baked Potato." "Take your Baked Potato, light it on fire, and throw it. Kaboom." "Take your Baked Potato, light the fuse. Three, Two, One, blast off."

by J.ADAMS June 11, 2006

potato logic

A stupid person said to have the logic of a potato

Michael used potato logic to open his computer.

by Novi S November 6, 2013

Funeral Potato

A mormon woman who sells her virginity on Ebay.

Damn Jovan, I bought the hottest funeral potato last week!

by PussyLover4EvaAndEva February 10, 2009

peeling potatoes

To peel ones potatoes is to relieve oneself of there sexual tension.

I like peeling potatoes once or twice a day depending on what mood im in.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

Potato Pussy

the form 4 people make when doing it:

2 people on top kissing
2 people on bottom licking whatever is between the legs of of the 2 on top

"the losing team (volleyball) has to be the bottom part of the potato pussy"

by fishboyultra June 9, 2008

holy potatoes

A Phrase That People use to express something

HOLY POTATOES! Did you see what Albert Said to Gertrude?

by KaylaMarie October 29, 2007

cunt potatoe

A darkly colored fat and scratchy VAGINA!!!!

homer simpsons lips and surrounding beard.

"Damn, that bitch is such a cunt potatoe!"

"Damn bitch! yo pussy look like a mutha fuckin potatoe!"

by Ashkatekim April 4, 2009