Just before you plan having anal sex with your partner, you reach out the window wearing a hockey glove (to protect your hand from the cold) you grab your bottle of Maple Syrup. (all good Canadians keep at least 3 bottles of their favorite Maple Syrup in the snow fridge outside their window) Sticking the top of the bottle of Maple Syrup in their partners Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole, you proceed to empty the entire bottle. At the very last drop you pop the bottle out and in a downward motion making the “O” ring pop the top sound as any great Canadian Lager would do upon opening.
I bet Nancy over last night and gave her a proper Canadian Bottle Opener. It was so loud it almost caused an avalanche out back.
by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025
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tornado happened and theres no schoo left?
schools will remain open
tornado happened and theres no schoo left?
schools will remain open
by urbanwriter111 March 26, 2023
Get the schools will remain open mug.A simple yet effective chess trap that players of any rating will be guaranteed to fall for. With the founder GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh, here are steps to ensure you are in a winning position:
We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4. Black responds with the Scandivanian Defense, queen's pawn to d5. This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him. We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to g5, saving the piece and attacking black's pawn. To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece into a more active square. We will move our pawn to d3. Black is already ahead in material, and so they will accept the sacrifice. Now we can develop our bishop by capturing the pawn on d3. Black plays pawn to h6, attacking the knight. What we will do next is move the knight to f7, forking the rook and queen. Black has no options except to capture the knight and leave it in an exposed position. We can move the bishop to g6 to check black. Black cannot retreat his king because the bishop is now attacking this entire corridor. Black once again has no other choice but to capture with their king. Black's queen is now exposed after we sacrificed a knight and bishop. The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 «Topol-M» cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces.
We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4. Black responds with the Scandivanian Defense, queen's pawn to d5. This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him. We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to g5, saving the piece and attacking black's pawn. To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece into a more active square. We will move our pawn to d3. Black is already ahead in material, and so they will accept the sacrifice. Now we can develop our bishop by capturing the pawn on d3. Black plays pawn to h6, attacking the knight. What we will do next is move the knight to f7, forking the rook and queen. Black has no options except to capture the knight and leave it in an exposed position. We can move the bishop to g6 to check black. Black cannot retreat his king because the bishop is now attacking this entire corridor. Black once again has no other choice but to capture with their king. Black's queen is now exposed after we sacrificed a knight and bishop. The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 «Topol-M» cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces.
GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh used the Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation against Magnus Carlsen, instantly decimating his chances of winning the World Blitz Chess Championship.
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Person 1: Be careful of him, he's an alien.
Person 2: How would you know?
Person 1: He played Caro-Kann Opening.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's an alien for sure. I play Ruy Lopez.
Person 1: *shoots person 2*
Person 2: How would you know?
Person 1: He played Caro-Kann Opening.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's an alien for sure. I play Ruy Lopez.
Person 1: *shoots person 2*
by RandomnessYT April 1, 2023
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