Turning the train spastic

When you watched Sonic 2 sound test crash handler and you get so cringed you sing plagiarized the full song and then buy a sega felix the cat plush, TWO, on ebay

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bermudez u-turn

When the world pisses you off so much you turn around, go home, and call in sick to work.

Bro #1: These people are idiots on the road.
Bro #2: Just hit a Bermudez U-Turn and call in sick.

by afrodan April 08, 2024

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The point at which a republican realizes that there are no better options and begins to act as if he is, and always has been, a viable candidate.

John fervently opposed Donald trump until Jeb Bush dropped out. Now we have lost yet another to The Turning.

by RandomAfroGuy April 11, 2016

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a 2012 American children's novel and the ninth book in the Captain Underpants series by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers is the best.

by SPrice1980 May 07, 2023

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Anyone who realises what they have just said or done has gone down like a lead balloon and does the May turn faster than Johan Cruyff.

I will be a difficult woman and push for a hard Brexit, no, I'm doing the May Turn please, please, please prop up my government.

by waynemeister June 10, 2017

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When you go elbow deep in your missus arse and pick her up with one arm walk down the street eating her pussy

Im going to turn you into a lollipop

by BL110 May 15, 2021

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Chemically murdered. Brain dead from doing too much drugs that night.

I've hit this so much I'm turning circles!

by Nikkis cousin September 11, 2021

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