Simp season

Simp season is the time between November and February when thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day go back to back and you want to be in a relationship the most .

Its simp season bro I can’t get caught out here simpig I’m just trying to get drafted

by Lil milf hunter November 23, 2019

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Fifa simp

A guy or female that rage and calls fifa a tradh game after losing 0 - 3 in Fut champs but still plays the game.

Kári you always call fifa trash but you still play it you FIFA simp!

by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! May 31, 2020

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Voigt-Simp

One who is so much of a simp towards all women that they must mask this fact by constantly being rude, disrespectful and putting them down.

You Aidan Voigt is such a Voigt-Simp

by Enrique Emmanuel Alvaréz May 26, 2020

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simp bender

one who attracts too many simps to the point where its scary

"where'd you get all that stuff?"
"im a simp bender"

by saouki July 6, 2020

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simp list

a list of the people you would/will simp for,

can you believe britney put aaron on her simp list? ew.

by geh.sewer.rat_ December 6, 2020

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A Kaeya Simp is a person who loves Kaeya Alberich from the popular game Genshin Impact. Kaeya Simps either want to fuck him so hard or just like his voluptuous tiddies. Their pinterest feed is most likely full of Kaeya fanart and their search history is full of Kaeya rule 34 and Kaeya nsfw. Most of the reasons people simp for Kaeya because of his big overstuffed tiddies or his 7-10 inch dong which they want to ride.

Kaeya Simp: I love Kaeya so much! I can talk about him all day.

Person: You are such a Kaeya Simp.

by Someone Unpopular 69 November 6, 2022

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