bent like a wet noodle 

This phrase means to think some one is crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant.
In other words--FUCK OFF.

Let me drive.
Bitch, you got me bent like a wet noodle!!

bent like a wet noodle by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

noodled 

really stoned

We got so noodled last night!

noodled by Laura May 26, 2004

soggy noodle

A penis which is wet due to failure to achieve an erection during a blow job.

A woman gives a man a blow job, but he remains flaccid. Since his penis is wet and limp it is similar to a soggy noodle.

soggy noodle by F. D. Hall December 27, 2007

poop noodle 

When you have anal sex and ther's jizz in your poo.

Chenelle got a poopnoodle yesterday after being banged in the ass hard core

poop noodle by MJ December 9, 2004

cheese-noodles 

most basically, mac 'n' cheese; but they can be made with any cheese or noodle type. In other words, it might be linguini and alfredo sauce or nuked penne pasta with cheese whiz on top.

Let's all sit around and eat cheese-noodles; then we'll invite over anyone that wants in on our cheese-noodle club!

cheese-noodles by huhwhat?56 January 20, 2009

Lawyer Noodle 

This word originating from Greek means a males genitalia....in specific, a young male's penis.

Excise me, but i think your lawyer noodle is out right now.

Lawyer Noodle by cutiewitbooty18 May 28, 2010

Noodle Dance

the act of vomiting up noodles, or just throw up

Kelly just noodle danced all over her rug.

Noodle Dance by mrPOTZ November 23, 2009