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meat shield 

n.
A character in a tactics rpg, i.e. Fire Emblem, who is disarmed and used to distract enemies without inflicting damage or gaining significant exp.
v.
To act as a meat shield.
1.
Fire Emblem Noob: Hey, I got a paladin! Sweet!
Fire Emblem Expert: Take his weapons and set him in front of the lord. Otherwise he'll steal your experience.
2.
Noob: I'm ready to fight!
Captain: Go meat shield a sniper, why don't you?!
meat shield by Masaki July 26, 2006
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meat curtains

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s meat curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s beaf curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
meat curtains by smartyass March 24, 2010

Meat Sweats 

What happens when you eat so much meat that your face gets hot and you start to perspire.
"I went to the Churrascaria and ate so much prime rib that I broke out in the meat sweats"
Meat Sweats by Christinerine January 21, 2010

meat twinky 

Penis, Dong, Wang, Shlong, Cock, Wiener, Purple-Headed Warrior...you get the idea pervert.
'Yo where's the cream-filling in that meat twinky?'
meat twinky by Phallus February 6, 2004

Meat-Brain 

A person of generally limited imagination, who originates and passionately carries out hair-brain schemes, or idiotic shenanigans. While religiously insisting on being completely deck out in commando gear or home-made ninja customs.
Two Meat-Brain (s), Robles and Raftery, stalking a larger, out of touch and some what paranoid kid, Palmieri; in a cemetery, while dressed in bdu’s and pretending to be ghost.
Meat-Brain by A Cadet November 16, 2005

meat pillows

Breasts, tits, jugs, etc....
She's got a sweet set of meat pillows.
meat pillows by Clayballz March 25, 2007