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Hello Kitty Fat Bitch

A very overweight girl, that typically wears pink and/or zebra-striped skintight outfits that grossly display fat rolls from every imaginable place (and some unimaginable). She will also usually hang posters of "Twilight" in her work space, and is more often than not a devout Belieber. As a co-worker, she is loud, obnoxious, and extremely lazy, and hates even having to lift a finger to press down on a stapler.
"Man, can you believe that Hello Kitty Fat Bitch?! She thinks she makes 400 pounds look good, but in reality they have to clear her out a spot on the buffet when she walks into a restaurant."
by B-2-tha-G July 31, 2013
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treats in the kitchen

A call-phrase for initiating sex with another. Often this phrase is used by adults when minors are present.
Cheryl: "Hey honey, there are treats in the kitchen."
Peter: "Oh, ok, I'll be on my way".
(wink wink)
by Fistina July 18, 2007
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have kittens

(idiom) to have a fit.

Used in both humorous and serious situations.

Also, cast a kitten.
Stop tickling me or I'll have kittens!
by Miss Agreeable May 25, 2004
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kittyradio

A group of people being unnecessarily bitchy or rude to each other for entertainment see bitchfest. Kittyradio was originally a forum owned by and posted on by Courtney Love but she has since deserted the website which has been left to fester.
The people at my work are so kittyradio.
by SylviaSlime May 30, 2006
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kitten

In website forums, the word "kitten" is used to replace swear words and in some cases insults or flames.
"Are you kitten kidding me?"
by Snoopie October 1, 2012
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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!
Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
by 89diehl September 26, 2010
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Kitty cunt

Someone who is acting like a little wuss or has the attitude of a mean child.
John whined about coming to the party; he is such a kitty cunt.
by troygtf December 17, 2008
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