better than a kick in the tits 

Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.

"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.

better than a kick in the tits by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006

matrix kick 

Noun. Usually plural.

1. What a parody-type movie is derisively said to contain when it simply copies scenes or elements from other movies without actually making fun of them.

2. Any movie or pop culture cliche that appears in a poorly written satire.

Originally, it exclusively referred to CGI cartoons like "Shrek," or movies like "Scary Movie," which copied the scene in "The Matrix," in which Trinity leaps into the air and freezes. The camera then rotates around her and she kicks.

Sarcastic Guy 1: "Date Movie" looks really good.
Sarcastic Guy 2: Yeah, I hope it has lots of matrix kicks.

matrix kick by Embryonic Santa Claus January 12, 2007

Hendo Kick 

A golfing term for any good looking shot which, upon landing, defies the laws of flight, geometry and physics to ensure your ball ends up completely up shit creek.

The opposite of a Gower Kick.

Whoa! Unlucky, Benski. Can't believe that Hendo Kick your ball got off that bank. Think you've gone in the lake...

Hendo Kick by heimigruntsplatter September 25, 2010

National kick a VSCO girl day 

October 29th is National kick a VSCO girl day!! Every time you see a VSCO girl you get a kick them, And you can even hit them with a Hydro flask!!!

It’s National Kick a VSCO Girl day?HOORAY!! better get my foot ready!

National kick a VSCO girl day by Sammy_oof October 28, 2019

National kick balls day 

On April 5th all woman can kick a man that had done something bad to the woman in the balls for example; raped her, abused her, harassed her etc. men who are innocent don‘t have to worry about getting kicked in the balls.

“Hey it’s national kick balls day! I’m going over to Jacks house how bout you?” “National kick balls day? Jack? What is that?” “Oh well see it’s where you can kick males who have done something bad to you in the balls! And jack well he did something to me so I have to get revenge!”

National kick balls day by x.maknae April 21, 2021

The real kick a ginger kicker day 

Since the non-gingers have rescheduled their attack, we must as well! Kick a ginger kicker day is on October 22nd

Hey did you hear that he kicked a ginger? It’s the real kick a ginger kicker day! Get him boys!

The real kick a ginger kicker day by JackGoff69 October 16, 2019

mule kick 

Female retaliation to the Donkey Punch

After I Donkey Punched John's wife, she delivered an almost pleasant mule kick to my genitalia.

mule kick by Cletus&Cooter April 2, 2003